Oh Man...
poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

your-eyes-swallow-me:

lora-mathis:

Girl, an ongoing series
by Lora Mathis

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Rami Kadi f/w 2013-14 [3/4]

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY SCRIPT (FINAL DRAFT)
Christian Grey walks into his office. There are lots of papers in the folders on the shelves. He has a nice stapler.
Christian: Hey, my assistant?
Christian's assistant comes after 5 minutes of Christian sitting alone in his office. She has blonde hair and brown eyes. She is dressed in a business suit. She has a necklace so long that it hits the floor, but due to the cinematography, it is practically invisible.
Christian's assistant: Wow. I was all the way down on the third floor. Do you know what floor your office is on?
Christian Grey: Yes. It is on the twenty-seventh.
Christian's assistant: It is a good thing I have good hearing. What do you need?
Christian Grey: I'd like a cup of my morning regular, please.
Christian's assistant: All right.
Christian's assistant walks out. Her name is Candace. We learn this because the name is imprinted on her suit's back in a color almost identical to the suit's fabric. Due to the cinematography, it is practically invisible.
Christian is shown sitting in his office for another forty-five minutes. He idly types on his laptop, a Macbook pro. It appears he is about to send an email.
Christian Grey: I am sending an email.
After this line, another twenty minutes pass. Candace enters. She is soaking wet.
Candace: I am sorry. It was raining and I didn't have funds for a taxi.
Christian Grey: Wow, Candace. I am the one who should be sorry. As a matter of fact, I am very sorry. I will have to give you a bonus on your next pay check.
Candace: You don't have to do that.
Christian Grey: Oh, it is my pleasure.
Christian looks to her hands. She is carrying two styrofoam coffee cups.
A puzzled expression appears on his face.
Christian Grey: Candace, what drink have you gotten for yourself? I thought you didn't do coffee.
Candace: I wanted to try your regular. You rave about it all the time.
Christian Grey: Oh. All right.
Candace walks over and gives Christian his coffee. It is lukewarm, but the audience does not know this as they are not granted the sensations in Christian's hand. The camera zooms into the coffee's contents as Christian removes the lid. Astonishingly, there is no coffee. It is just a large pile of lint within the cup. Christian smiles. Boyz II Men's "I Swear" begins to play as the scene fades to black. A rolling shot of the city is shown. The movie ends and the credits begin.

weloveshortvideos:

When you open your eyes during a prayer…

Vine by Marcus Johns

officialwhitemom:

My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel

pannahinen:

Last weekend I took some pictures of my family’s cat. He’s 12 years old so he mainly just sleeps in various spots in the house.

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice